Students Are The Most Ingenious Bastards On The Planet

There’s nothing like having half a brain and being broke to make you invent some truly groundbreaking stuff. Sadly, most people with half a brain have money since they get all the good jobs. That’s why mommy told you to eat your green vegetables. To deal with this impasse, humanity invented college. It’s a place where students go to either live or bury their dreams.

Some of these students, while maybe not Nobel Prize material, have a mind for ingenuity. Whether it’s sheer brilliance or unbridled laziness, we’ll never fully know. The one thing we do know is that these people went above and beyond the line of duty and made some inventions that, apart from solving everyday problems, showed us that with the right level of imagination, everything is possible.

Let’s take a look at some truly inspiring college-approved life hacks. Because students are the leaders of tomorrow.

That’s almost like a real pizza slicer.

Broken shower head? Not anymore!

This is how everyone should boil eggs.

And yes, it also does spaghetti.

First we heat the iron on the oven …