7 Things Men Still Don’t Understand About Women

In the words of the legendary comedian Jerry Seinfeld: “What’s the deal with women?”
I’m a grown-ass man, and I’m still trying to wrap my head around some of the stuff the ladies do. So how would you like to learn the real reason behind girls stealing food from your plate, or going to the bathroom with other girls? Either way, here’s a list of 7 things men still don’t understand about women.

Why are women cold all the time?
If you’ve ever worked in one office space with a woman, you probably heard them nag about the AC. Even if it’s a middle of the summer! What gives? Is it some kind of a mind game to establish dominance? Well, turns out that a revolutionary scientific study has proven that our dear girls may indeed be cold. Shocking, I know! But how do you fight something like cold? This will remain a mystery for now.

Women sure do love bad boys.
You know the type: a big dude with tats/leather jacket/motorcycle, maybe some face scars. Basically the anarchist type who just doesn’t give a hoot about anything. And the reason women lose their panties from just gazing upon these bad boys, is pretty simple – they’re not boring. Simple as that. Kinda disappointing answer, to be honest. I was gonna guess “genetic fetish”, but apparently bad boys are fun at parties!

When she says it’s “fine”, but you know you’re dead.
You may have felt the “death stare” of a woman telling you she’s fine on your own skin, and if you haven’t – don’t lie to me, I know you have. It never ends well, that’s a given, but why do they say “it’s fine”? If you’re not fine, just say it, goddamit, I can’t read minds, woman!